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Post by 4STIX on Jul 8, 2011 18:09:44 GMT 1
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Post by Elkay on Jul 8, 2011 18:19:31 GMT 1
A new husband asks his young wife whether they could experiment by changing positions. She replied with enthusiasm 'Oh yes, that would be lovely. I tell you what, we could try this evening - you do the ironing, and I'll sit on the sofa and watch TV and fart'
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Post by 4STIX on Jul 8, 2011 18:23:30 GMT 1
Good one Elkay
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