Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it! Wife: You wear shorts!
The rain fell slow,down on all the roofs of uncertainty,I thought of you and the years and all the sadness fell away from me ! So i opened my door to my enemies,and i ask can we wipe the slate clean,but they tell me to please go and #### myself,you know you just cant win !!