Post by Pasha on Apr 21, 2011 5:43:31 GMT 1
1. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
3. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargles
4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered in a trap.
5. When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
6. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
7. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
8. She sets low personal standards, then consistently fails to achieve them.
9. This employee should go far --- and the sooner he starts, the better.
10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
11. Since employee's last evaluation, he has hit bottom..... and started to dig.
12. Give him two ball bearings and he will lose one and F-up the other.
13. The employee displays his energy and ingenuity daily - he is never where the work is.
14. This woman is proof that there is such a thing as the Resurrection, the dead DO come alive at 5 PM.
15. This man has all his marbles together, and would be a credit to the company if he could find where he hid them
16. In the six months she has worked here she has demonstrated why there should be more chlorine in the gene pool.
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2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
3. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargles
4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered in a trap.
5. When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
6. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
7. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
8. She sets low personal standards, then consistently fails to achieve them.
9. This employee should go far --- and the sooner he starts, the better.
10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
11. Since employee's last evaluation, he has hit bottom..... and started to dig.
12. Give him two ball bearings and he will lose one and F-up the other.
13. The employee displays his energy and ingenuity daily - he is never where the work is.
14. This woman is proof that there is such a thing as the Resurrection, the dead DO come alive at 5 PM.
15. This man has all his marbles together, and would be a credit to the company if he could find where he hid them
16. In the six months she has worked here she has demonstrated why there should be more chlorine in the gene pool.
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