Post by kergotu on Apr 16, 2011 10:36:27 GMT 1
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from the shower, my wife stood infront of me last night complaining about the size of her breasts, and that were are too small.
Uncharacteristically, I came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow dear. Every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds each day" I said.
Willing to try anything, she did. She got a piece of toilet paper and stood infront of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take, and will they grow larger over a period of years?" she asked.
"Yes dear" I replied.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
Without missing a beat I said "YES"
"Worked for your butt didn't it? LOL ;D
(Im still alive, and with a great deal of therapy I may even walk again).
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Fresh from the shower, my wife stood infront of me last night complaining about the size of her breasts, and that were are too small.
Uncharacteristically, I came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow dear. Every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds each day" I said.
Willing to try anything, she did. She got a piece of toilet paper and stood infront of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take, and will they grow larger over a period of years?" she asked.
"Yes dear" I replied.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
Without missing a beat I said "YES"
"Worked for your butt didn't it? LOL ;D
(Im still alive, and with a great deal of therapy I may even walk again).
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
