kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Sept 19, 2011 8:42:08 GMT 1
A power cut this weekend, left four blondes stranded on an escalator for almost five hours.
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Sept 19, 2011 8:49:03 GMT 1
Two blondes doing a crossword. One says, "Flightless bird from Iceland, six and seven letters?" The second blond says, "That's easy, frozen chicken".
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Sept 19, 2011 8:53:55 GMT 1
Two blondes walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Sept 27, 2011 21:28:35 GMT 1
For my appearance on the dating show Blind Date, I decided to make my questions a little more difficult because I was tired of the stereotypical dumb blonde bimbos you always find on the show. Me: "To all 3 girls, what is Pi to 5 decimal places?" Girl 1: "Oh, I dont like pie, sorry." Girl 2: "I dont know, but I have 34DD's, and if you pick me, maybe I'll let you eat my pie big boy" Girl 3: "That's too easy. Pi to 10 decimal places is 3.1415926536, and it is most commonly used to calculate the circumference of circles and spheres" Me: "At last! A girl on here with half a brain cell!" Cilla Black: "So which girl are you going for?" "Girl 2 please Cilla."
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Oct 5, 2011 16:49:39 GMT 1
I meet a blonde last night, she said she worked at a sperm bank. That could come in handy.
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Jan 5, 2012 9:34:02 GMT 1
How do you know if a blonde has been on your computer??
Because there's tip-ex all over the screen. ;D
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Feb 18, 2012 7:55:58 GMT 1
A blonde, in a panic, rushed in to the garage . She grabbed the mechanic saying "I need a new 710 cap asafp. My boyfriends back today and I've broken his 710 cap."
The mechanic has no idea what a 710 cap is, so asks his colleague, who is equally unsure.
The girl reaches into her bag to give the mechanics the broken 710 cap to examine......
They take a long hard look at it before turning it 180 degrees to reveal a broken OIL cap!
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