kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Sept 4, 2011 6:44:29 GMT 1
Had to have a blood transfusion the other day.
All they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood.
It's not as bad as it sounds.......I now have a 12 inch penis and I'm at the top of the housing list.
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Post by Pasha on Sept 4, 2011 15:32:51 GMT 1
Had to have a blood transfusion the other day. All they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood. It's not as bad as it sounds.......I now have a 12 inch penis and I'm at the top of the housing list. HAHAHA __ now thats brill lol
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Sept 4, 2011 21:41:15 GMT 1
Cheers pasha, one of my dads. Had to clean a few jokes up a bit and hold back on others . But I'm sure theres more to come.
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Post by Pasha on Sept 4, 2011 21:48:53 GMT 1
LOL---- I came once???
mm or was I dreaming ??
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Post by ianh on Sept 5, 2011 8:40:48 GMT 1
Had to have a blood transfusion the other day. All they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood. It's not as bad as it sounds.......I now have a 12 inch penis and I'm at the top of the housing list. HAHAHA __ now thats brill lol I disagree pasha. Whilst I appreciate often very close to the edge, irreverent jokes, racist ones (and homophobic ones for that matter) make me feel very uncomfortable. I do think, Mark, that you should be aware that this is a public forum and an assumption that all members are white heterosexuals could be mistaken. So many of your jokes have had me chuckling all day but I do think you should be aware of when you are sailing too close to the wind, and save some jokes for more private occasions. But don't stop posting!
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Post by Pasha on Sept 5, 2011 14:24:19 GMT 1
HAHAHA __ now thats brill lol I disagree pasha. Whilst I appreciate often very close to the edge, irreverent jokes, racist ones (and homophobic ones for that matter) make me feel very uncomfortable. I do think, Mark, that you should be aware that this is a public forum and an assumption that all members are white heterosexuals could be mistaken. So many of your jokes have had me chuckling all day but I do think you should be aware of when you are sailing too close to the wind, and save some jokes for more private occasions. But don't stop posting! Actually ian -- I was laughing at the thought of the 12 inch jobby and the top of the list -- never had one that short before and always had me own houses lol-- well --that is --mmm untill I came here to russia-- this apartment is ours --yes-- well -- its in Tanya's name mmmm And my ex wife was west indian -- and my daughter lives with a brown skinned rasterfarian and my grand daughter is of mixed blood -- and if you take or think any of my comments or remarks are of the wrong type-- think again ok -- been there --done that got the t shirt --and the scars to prove it too-- and I still loves ya -- ya old goat ;D ;D ;D ;D metiforically speaking-- All my posts etc are about fun -- cos thats the way I have always looked at life-- I even take the pee out of me but only when I cannot get you with one or two
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Sept 26, 2011 17:53:00 GMT 1
Went to see the doctor about a mole I have on my co*k. The Doctor said " The test rests shows that it is benign." "Benign?" I replied, "You cheeky fu**er. It' a good ten maybe eleven inches."
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Feb 2, 2012 16:59:48 GMT 1
I went to see the doctor this morning. After a thorough examination she looked at me and said. "There's bad news I'm afraid Mr Fletcher, you're never going to be able to father any children." "You mean I'm firing blanks?" "No, it's nothing like that sir", she laughed, "You're just incredibly ugly".
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Feb 2, 2012 17:08:46 GMT 1
I saw the doctor again today, "I can't sleep at night". The doctor prescribes some suppositories. "How quickly do they take effect?" I asked? "Very quickly!" says the doctor. "How quickly?" "Well, when you wake up in the morning Mr Fletcher, you'll still have your finger up your arse."
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kergotu
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Post by kergotu on Feb 8, 2012 7:06:09 GMT 1
I went to the doctors again today. "I think I have hereditary diarrhea". He said "What the hell, you can't have, there's no such thing". I said "Well it's in my jeans".
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