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Post by danceswithruskies on Jun 12, 2010 11:13:32 GMT 1
I have been giving considerable thought to the cheating and bribery going on in the quizroom on Wednesday nights
Hark at all this stuff!!-- what bribery? what corruption? this from the main man who begs and steals and pays for the answers hahaha
So here are my rules for the next inquisition
The Ten Commandments----
First he tops up his goldfish pond and plants some food in it for his goldies-
Then he plans to float his boat(now called ARK Too) in it and charge extortionate prises to all and sundry to come aboard next time it really rains
So now he got all his rules cast in stone and aboard his wobbly dingy and he wants all to come aboard as per his truth and light wordings?
So the prophesy will come true then-
TJ does really have a submarine-- but is it a real one or just a very leaky boat?
P.S. if ya do go aboard
"HMS oh my goodness here comes the bottom"
Make sure you can hold ya breath for at least the length of the next quiz---
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Post by bottomburp on Jun 12, 2010 11:31:34 GMT 1
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Post by Ali on Jun 12, 2010 11:45:27 GMT 1
I have been giving considerable thought to the cheating and bribery going on in the quizroom on Wednesday nights So here are my rules for the next inquisition 2. only correct spelling will be acceptedPlease Sir may I contest rule #2 as above. Mindful that there are some folk who do have Dyslexia. My thanks in advance for your understanding oh great one with the sunken bottom.
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Post by lurcher on Jun 12, 2010 13:13:31 GMT 1
TJ, re rule number 9, how will you know if we're knickerless? I hope this rule doesn't include having to wear a bl eed ing bra too?
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Post by danceswithruskies on Jun 12, 2010 13:35:11 GMT 1
Hey BB-- was looking at your smilee face post above and had a silly thought ok
Just imagine similar larger smilees on large panels in a shower encloser -- now that could be interesting stuff ---turn on the shower and the faces light up and move mmm --play with it ok
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Post by tobyjug on Jun 12, 2010 13:39:35 GMT 1
ADDENDUM
please sign and return to admin at least 24 hrs before the quiz
I, the undersigned,being of unsound mind,and a fully paid up member of the said forum, do hereby declare that I will not use, attempt to use,coerce others to use, any external information source,database available electronically, or printed on paper in antedeluvian fashion, to further my challenge to conquer the opposition in Toby's Tortured Test ( hereafter refered to as T3). I further declare that if convicted of the above offence by a quorum of members and my peers, that I will present myself to be corrected for a minimum of three(3) days in the cellar of Madame Whiplash (Hereafter refered to as CC) and am prepared to suffer a severe pinking and will stand for 24 hrs on the step, clad only in a pink pinny emblazoned with the Logo " Stavvy's Carnivorian Bistro" and a pair of wooly socks
Signed...............................................Forum Monica...................... Witness 1.......................................... Status................................. Witness 2...........................................Ditto...................................
Please note entries will not be accepted after 2230 hrs 15.6.2010 Door passes will be issued electronically, there will be no admission to the arena without a pass, the spectator box is sound proofed so as not to distract the competitors. The invigilators on the door(Bouncers ,to you clubbers)will be in contact with the organiser by bush telegraph and smoke signals in case of power outage. And NO sneaking in through the BOG window OK?
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Post by tobyjug on Jun 12, 2010 13:47:16 GMT 1
TJ, re rule number 9, how will you know if we're knickerless? I hope this rule doesn't include having to wear a bl eed ing bra too? All the Ladies will be checked on entry for VPL( Visible panty Line),if not in evidence exclusion will ensue, no mention was made in the rules re flopper stoppers so anything goes
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Post by danceswithruskies on Jun 12, 2010 15:19:49 GMT 1
All the Ladies will be checked on entry for VPL( Visible panty Line),if not in evidence exclusion will ensue, no mention was made in the rules re flopper stoppers so anything goes
Surely-- TJ -- if no sign of panty line these mmm skanti clad persons must be admitted to the central---UPPER stage area to enjoy/endure your night of musty power-- sorry --nusical power-- so us poor dummies might at least feast our poor eyes whilst having to sort of listen to your tirading assault at our dumb and brain dead capacities to answer quims as per the quotations of yourself as Maximus Tobyikus Fallofikus Chairagainikus Whoopsparpiskus?
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Post by mrs moustoir on Jun 12, 2010 17:47:38 GMT 1
VPLs - I think not. We wear classy lingerie sans VPLs and how would you check if one was wearing a frock? I know lib often wears one...
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Post by tobyjug on Jun 12, 2010 19:23:41 GMT 1
BB ,our fondler-in-chief ,will pass his hands over any suspect gluteas maximus to ascertain that competitors are complying with the rules
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