Post by Pasha on Mar 17, 2011 18:33:10 GMT 1
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer. Call £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, Call £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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