Post by danceswithruskies on Feb 4, 2011 6:25:58 GMT 1
Cheeky Chops, a well known dog lover, whose dog was all licky and "in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbour's male dog while he was away on holiday.
Cheeky had a large house and underground dungeon annex and believed that she could keep the dogs apart--
... but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard an awful howling
and moaning sound. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs do doggy things.
Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, Cheeky called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Once Cheeky had explained the problem to him, the vet said. "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" Cheeky asked.
"It just worked for me" he replied.
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Cheeky had a large house and underground dungeon annex and believed that she could keep the dogs apart--
... but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard an awful howling
and moaning sound. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs do doggy things.
Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, Cheeky called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Once Cheeky had explained the problem to him, the vet said. "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" Cheeky asked.
"It just worked for me" he replied.
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