TJ in "THE LOVE OF A PERFECT HUSBAND"

[danceswithruskies]

Several ex-pats are in a Bar in downtown Dinan. A cell phone on
the Bar Top rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen:

TJ: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's a little pricey at 2,000 but I really love it. Is it okay if I buy it?"

TJ: "Two thousand seems like a lot for a leather coat but, sure, go ahead and get if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the citreon dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

TJ: "How much is the car?"

WOMAN: "90,000."

TJ: "90,000? OK, but for that price I want it with every possible option."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 980,000."

TJ: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's
really a pretty good deal."

WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

TJ: "Bye! I love you, too."

TJ hangs up. The other men in the Bar are staring at
him in astonishment , mouths agape. He turns and asks:



"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[Ali]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wish I was that woman!

[tobyjug]

I'm just glad it wasn't my phone

[danceswithruskies]

So hows the new Citroen then TJ??
Is it top of the range with all the gadgets? hahaha

[tobyjug]

and I'm even more glad it's not my citroen, when I want a mobile nissen hut I'll go to the army surplus
outlet