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Post by jackie on Sept 7, 2010 9:39:36 GMT 1
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Sandy
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Post by Sandy on Sept 7, 2010 9:59:54 GMT 1
According to a news report, he apparently told the gendarmes that all could be explained, he burnt her body because of her wish to be cremated and that by incorporating her remains into the cement, he built her a 'mausoleum' in her memory!!  |
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Post by Cheeky Chops on Sept 7, 2010 10:05:34 GMT 1
Bones + cement eh? Could be another inovative building idea for the Dragon's Den.
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Post by ianh on Sept 7, 2010 13:58:00 GMT 1
I thought you already held the patent for that cc.
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Post by Cheeky Chops on Sept 7, 2010 14:56:19 GMT 1
I thought you already held the patent for that cc. Ssssh! It isn't legal yet. I'll have the Rozzers banging on my cellar door with pick axes and shovels now. ;D |
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Post by bottomburp on Sept 7, 2010 16:33:40 GMT 1
Can anybody recommend the correct concrete mix for disposing of ones wife under the patio?
I have been working with 2 parts cement, 2 parts sharp sand, 2 parts gravel and 1 part wife for a while now but I can still hear her complaining from below when slobbing out in my sun lounger.
So far, the current Mrs Bottomburp thinks it is rats making all the the noise.
BB
ps, Do they need to be deceased before one covers them over?
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Post by Cheeky Chops on Sept 7, 2010 17:28:18 GMT 1
Can anybody recommend the correct concrete mix for disposing of ones wife under the patio? I have been working with 2 parts cement, 2 parts sharp sand, 2 parts gravel and 1 part wife for a while now but I can still hear her complaining from below when slobbing out in my sun lounger. So far, the current Mrs Bottomburp thinks it is rats making all the the noise. BB ps, Do they need to be deceased before one covers them over? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Ali on Sept 7, 2010 18:33:19 GMT 1
Jackie - thats gotta be the scoop of the year!!! Unreal !!! So close to home - OMG !!!
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Post by Madame Moorhen on Sept 8, 2010 7:41:20 GMT 1
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