Post by Ali on Aug 27, 2010 19:58:05 GMT 1
"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat".
"How long have you felt like that"?
..... "Since I was a kid".
Why did the ram run over the cliff?
Answer: ...He didn't see the ewe turn.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
..... Because they're always butting in.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat??
..... You get a hare in your milk!
What do you call an unemployed goat?
..... Billy Idol!
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
....... Billy Ocean!
What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm?
.........A goat
What's for Dinner?
The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'
"How long have you felt like that"?
..... "Since I was a kid".
Why did the ram run over the cliff?
Answer: ...He didn't see the ewe turn.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
..... Because they're always butting in.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat??
..... You get a hare in your milk!
What do you call an unemployed goat?
..... Billy Idol!
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
....... Billy Ocean!
What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm?
.........A goat
What's for Dinner?
The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'