Post by Admin on Aug 25, 2010 8:53:52 GMT 1
Judith: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Judith: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Judith: STUDENT, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!
Judith: STUDENT, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Student: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Judith: No, that's wrong
Student: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Judith: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Student: Don't bite any.
Judith: STUDENT, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student: I is ...
Judith: No, STUDENT. Always say, "I am."
Student: All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Judith: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Judith: STUDENT, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Student: No, Judith, it's the same dog!
Judith: If you had one Euro and you asked your father for another, how many Euros would you have?
Joe: One Euro.
Judith (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Joe (sadly): You don't know my father.
Judith: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Joe: Big hands!
Johnny: Judith, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Judith: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Student: Because of the sign.
Judith: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Judith: STUDENT, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!
Judith: STUDENT, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Student: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Judith: No, that's wrong
Student: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Judith: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Student: Don't bite any.
Judith: STUDENT, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student: I is ...
Judith: No, STUDENT. Always say, "I am."
Student: All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Judith: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Judith: STUDENT, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Student: No, Judith, it's the same dog!
Judith: If you had one Euro and you asked your father for another, how many Euros would you have?
Joe: One Euro.
Judith (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Joe (sadly): You don't know my father.
Judith: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Joe: Big hands!
Johnny: Judith, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Judith: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.