Stavros goes to the doctors........

[Ali]

Stavros went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave Stavros a jar and said,

"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day he reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and Stavros explained:

"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

"We even called up Antoinette, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"

"Yep." Stavros replied, "And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open!"

[AnnieD]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[bottomburp]

Boo... Hiss.... Gerroff

[ianh]

Stavros went to give a sperm sample. The nurse gave him a copy of Playboy and sent him into a cubicle. It wasn't a very erotic place. Whilst trying to fill the jar, he heard moaning from the next door cubicle. On looking over the wall, he saw a bloke laid on his back with a blonde nurse going down on him and a brunette sitting on his face. He immediately rushed out to the receptionist and complained. "I'm so sorry, sir" she replied, "I didn't realise you were BUPA too".

[stavros]

You're ALL wrong!
At the moment, I'm praying I DON'T get an erection!

[AnnieD]

would that my OH had that sort of prayer *sighs*

[stavros]

Aug 25, 2010 21:47:32 GMT 1 AnnieD said:

would that my OH had that sort of prayer *sighs*

one might just "think the lady doth protest too much"
(Hamlet, III,2)
;D

[AnnieD]

you're blinking right .............. I do protest !!!!!