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Post by bisdu on Jun 30, 2014 16:12:27 GMT 1
Tennis with a twist today. Went, as usual to Plemet for our daily singles game. The court is in the park at the side of the Mairie. Match progessing well until a load of gendarmes turned up in force and spent the next few games chasing about after a nudist. Wasn't you was it Anon 2 - just a thought after your bbq comments  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2014 17:14:14 GMT 1
Tennis with a twist today. Went, as usual to Plemet for our daily singles game. The court is in the park at the side of the Mairie. Match progessing well until a load of gendarmes turned up in force and spent the next few games chasing about after a nudist. New balls please?? |
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Post by Ali on Jun 30, 2014 17:22:05 GMT 1
Oh bums - tho - trust you to keep abreast of the local sport.....
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Post by JohnP on Jul 1, 2014 7:09:12 GMT 1
Pardon me Sir..............did you see what happened  |
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Post by Elkay on Jul 1, 2014 10:33:28 GMT 1
Love it - and love the link John, that brings back many happy memories.........
Shame your tennis match was interrupted, bisdu but it must have been entertaining!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 16:55:27 GMT 1
Tennis with a twist today. Went, as usual to Plemet for our daily singles game. The court is in the park at the side of the Mairie. Match progessing well until a load of gendarmes turned up in force and spent the next few games chasing about after a nudist. Wasn't you was it Anon 2 - just a thought after your bbq comments It may be more than a coincidence that I was in France at the time, bisdu... ps: Those gendarmes couldn't run to save their lives. Tubs of lard, all of 'em. Public sector workers, you see. You've got to work in the private sector to stay lean and mean... pps: Like your backhand. Try bending your knees a bit more and get rid of this two-handed girly stuff. And don't forget to follow-through... PPPs: We're called naturists these days, not nudists... |
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Post by bisdu on Jul 3, 2014 18:43:45 GMT 1
Tennis with a twist today. Went, as usual to Plemet for our daily singles game. The court is in the park at the side of the Mairie. Match progessing well until a load of gendarmes turned up in force and spent the next few games chasing about after a nudist. Wasn't you was it Anon 2 - just a thought after your bbq comments It may be more than a coincidence that I was in France at the time, bisdu... ps: Those gendarmes couldn't run to save their lives. Tubs of lard, all of 'em. Public sector workers, you see. You've got to work in the private sector to stay lean and mean... pps: Like your backhand. Try bending your knees a bit more and get rid of this two-handed girly stuff. And don't forget to follow-through... PPPs: We're called naturists these days, not nudists... Ahhh...you must have been exhibiting in a different park Anon2 ......this chap we saw was definately a nudist, and although I admit my knees are not as good as they were, my SINGLE handed backhand is quite simply superlative.....  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 19:59:19 GMT 1
I didn't say, chere bisdu, that your backhand was two-handed... I was right about the knees. It was definitely you. I recognised you by the picture of your cat.... I think you're wrong about who it was watching. Was he or was he not wearing clothes?  There can't be that many men hanging around tennis courts, in a relaxed and uninhibited pose, on the same day, admiring your backhand.... |
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Post by bisdu on Jul 3, 2014 20:34:11 GMT 1
I cannot be too specific with the details of the nudey man I'm afraid as when I play I try give my game total concentration - thats how I win.
My cat of course could probably give a more detailed report, but he's off across the fields at the moment trying to catch something for our supper, but I will ask him when he gets in.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 21:40:20 GMT 1
My heart was gladdened by the report of your cat being gainfully employed, ma chere bisdu, but I was also much moved by your coy, bashful reference to the 'nudey man'. I know how easily you blush...
I feel it necessary also to remind you that to win a tennis match is not conducive to an harmonious co-existence with the loser, and so I invite you to 'throw' the next match, and let your opponent win. Thereby you will show 'generosity of spirit', about which I've been banging on elsewhere, and the momentary buzz of winning will be replaced by a lasting love towards your opponent.
These thoughts may seem profound. They're not. But I've been drinking whisky, with my clothes on, and it may be that I'm beginning to ramble....
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There can't be that many men hanging around tennis courts, in a relaxed and uninhibited pose, on the same day, admiring your backhand....