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Post by JohnP on Mar 1, 2014 8:48:51 GMT 1
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor doggy a bone But as she bent down, the dog came around And gave her a bone of his own...................
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Post by tinkerbell on Mar 1, 2014 9:07:54 GMT 1
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Post by lib on Mar 1, 2014 17:09:06 GMT 1
Ring a ring of Postitrons, Pocket full of Neutrons, Fission, Fission, All fall down.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2014 17:34:43 GMT 1
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky.
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Post by Ali on Mar 1, 2014 19:05:55 GMT 1
and there was me thinking this was going to be a cute ikkle 'bring back childhood memories' thread......
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Post by Ali on Mar 1, 2014 19:07:07 GMT 1
and .............. why on earth would Jack and Jill go UP a hill to fetch water? Daft. It'll be down the hill it'll be....
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Post by lib on Mar 1, 2014 21:04:05 GMT 1
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
‘What have you got there?’
Said the pie man unto Simon,
’Pies, you stupid sod’
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Post by JohnP on Mar 2, 2014 9:14:18 GMT 1
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
said sh*t!, it's omelette for dinner again
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2014 13:17:37 GMT 1
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.
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Post by Elkay on Mar 2, 2014 22:57:28 GMT 1
Mary had a little bike She rode it back to front and every time the wheel went round The spokes went up her (ooooooooooops!
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