Jokes with an "Edge" if if easily offended do open

[wibble]

Two asian drug addicts inject themselves with curry powder by mistake - both now in intensive care






One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma ;D

[wibble]

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a tramp crouching down behind a tombstone.

I said, ......"Morning."



He replied, ............"No, just taking a dump".

[lif]

The Politically Incorrect Mother of All Jokes

BRACE YOURSELF!

Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos and they both start reminiscing.

“This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.”
“Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
“He's a martyr now though” mum confides.
“Oh, so sad dear” says the other.

“And this is my second son Kalid.. He would be 21.”
“Oh, I remember him,” says the other happily. “He had such curly hair when he was born.”
“He's a martyr too” says mum quietly.
Oh, gracious me...” says the other.

“And this is my third son, my baby, my beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18,” she whispers.
“Yes” says the friend enthusiastically, “I remember when he first started school.”
“He's a martyr also,” says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...“They blow up so fast, don't they?”

[Ali]

Brilliant you two ;D ;D

[bottomburp]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Anybody who does not think that was funny (Muslim or otherwise) need their head testing ;D


Nice one LiF

[lif]

Mar 14, 2010 14:50:26 GMT 1 bottomburp said:

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Anybody who does not think that was funny (Muslim or otherwise) need their head testing ;D


Nice one LiF

TY BB

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Gordon Brown a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Brown opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H

Brown was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Alastair Darling and his aides. They hadn't a clue either, so they
sent it to MI6

No one could solve it at MI6 so it went to the MI5, then to CIA and Mossad.

Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help. Within a minute, ASIO emailed 10 Downing Street with
this reply:

"Tell the Prime Minister he's holding the message upside down."

[Ali]

[AnnieD]

[pkandtk]

;D

[Sandy]

Brilliant!!