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Post by Ali on Jan 26, 2013 10:13:33 GMT 1
(Nicked from Porkio on Grumpy Old Gits forum ) "Morning Sex " She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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Post by tomcat333 on Jan 26, 2013 10:15:45 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2013 14:30:09 GMT 1
Still waiting a week later from grumpy old gits forum for a password Not impressed.
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Post by lib on Jan 26, 2013 14:36:29 GMT 1
Don't be hard on them Sab, they do not run with admin like wot this site does .......
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Post by Admin on Jan 26, 2013 16:20:17 GMT 1
Why thank you for the compliment dearest Lib (well I think t'was a compliment ) Like the "run with" bit, not run away from
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Post by newport on Jan 26, 2013 16:41:41 GMT 1
Still waiting a week later from grumpy old gits forum for a password Not impressed
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Post by newport on Jan 26, 2013 16:42:28 GMT 1
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Post by bisdu on Jan 26, 2013 17:07:33 GMT 1
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken." Blimey - at last someones found a bloke with stamina!
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Post by Ali on Jan 26, 2013 17:40:07 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2013 20:07:04 GMT 1
i av the other problem never found a woman that would last!!!
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